In a call to a radio show after the debate there was a woman (senior citizen from the voice) who called in to say she was voting for Palin, not McCain, but Palin because she found her so "fresh" and so "young". Weird, right? Little, old, bible-thumping, right-wing, lesbian lady who wants that sweet nerdy ass in the White House. Spread 'em, bitch!
If you talk to people as to why they like li'l ol' Sarah it's always the same story. They like her down home, folksy, cute, fuckability. It's not about issues, and we know she has plenty. It's the fact that she represents, in some strange way, either who they wish they were, or who they want to fuck (in this case being... Sarah Palin).
"Say it ain't so, Joe", you cry! Well let's think about the debate again. She winked several times right into the camera in order to connect with the people watching. She faced the camera directly, both with her face and with her body. Her body language amounts to nothing more than a shallow attempt at being manipulative. Now, these things aren't exactly a bad thing, after all, she should want to make as strong of a connection with the public as possible. The issue though is that she rarely answered the questions. It's as if a speech she rehearsed kept getting interrupted by Gwen Ifill, so she kept talking about, or asking to go back, to energy and war.
Energy, she says, she's an expert on. I'd like her to explain what a calorie is.
War, well... we know she likes war on brown, unholy people, and, Putin? Putin better look out! If he flys within one mile of Alaska she'll see him coming from her back yard!
Her winks and smiles were her flirting with the camera. The dirty li'l trollop. Shake it, naughty girl! I know you don't have shit to say! I don't care. Just get in a bikini and oil up your skin and get ready for a bikini elec... contest! Remember: dry skin won't win!
Let's look at another, more qualified WOMAN from the Republican party: Kay Bailey Hutchinson. Kay: sounds like a fun nickname (based on Katherine). Bailey: who doesn't like a good Irish coffee? Hutchinson: well... okay. She's the senior US Senator from Texas. She recieved her BA from the Univivesity of Texas, Austin and her Juris Doctor from the University of Texas School of Law. She was a television reporter (the first female in Texas to accomplish this) and her political career began in 1972. Palin was not yet in puberty at this time. Now Kay did have her share of turmoil in her career, but hey, the president was a coke-head in college (I'm almost certain it ended after college, er, yeah...). Now why would you pick Palin over someone who is clearly more qualified to run this country, and is just as willing to sell public lands to big oil?
Distinguished, isn't she? Actually, she was a hottie when she was younger. You don't think they put ugly women on camera unless they have to, do you?
Now about that pesky religion thing. The deep rooted, cousin mating religious of this nation don't particularly like McCain. He's crass, arrogant, and even they know he would sell his soul for the right price, but he's also old and will likely die soon. Palin on the other hand is (to them) a shining beacon of Sexy Christian Light come down from the Ivory Tower of godly sexyness come here tuh resceuw us from them awful heathhhen who spoi-uld our sacred white land. Have you seen the videos of her pastor Ed Kahlnins yet? She's had a longer relationship with him than Obama has with Wright, yet there seems to be no media coverage. With Palin in office it will be a breeze to bring about not only the rapture (sounds nice, "rapture". To bad it's Pre-Owned speak for end of the world). It would be a sexy rapture with nylons and lipstick and nerdy looking glasses that make it all seem much smarter. Smart as a pig! Smart as building bridges (to nowhere) and calling the whole world a bunch of heathen terrorist sympathizers (just like um, Obama... right?).
Oh yeah! She wants the end of the world, like David Koresh. Remember him? The difference here is how many people she might be able to take with her. It's a small, sexy difference really; only about 340 million to 6 billion more. No big deal, at least not here on Main St.
Hey, if you want the end of the world and believe "the rapture" will happen in your lifetime, believe in talking snakes, think the world is 5000 years old, and god speaks to you through prophets who only talk to him on lonely mountaintops when you're not around, then hey, it's all cool, 'cause we're gonna have a sexy rapture, and a sexy election before that. Just ask that little old lady with a gay slant who's voting for Palin (not McCain), after all she did say, "[Biden] just seems old and crusty, and she's so young and fresh."
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