http://politicati.blogspot.com/2008/02/did-john-mccain-cheat-on-his-wife-again.html
http://politicati.blogspot.com/2008/02/mccain-left-his-crippled-wife-for-25.html
http://politicati.blogspot.com/2008/06/john-mccains-first-wife.html
http://politicati.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palin-needs-tutors.html
http://politicati.blogspot.com/2008/09/will-palins-crazy-pastor-get-coverage.html
http://politicati.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palin-was-member-of-fringe.html
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/09/another-aip-off.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4thvQ0XHfZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjS5sjxTnwo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9DhDfqi7U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK3Y1KPzW9k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ci5hTHl3A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lor25g9v84s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFxHZd4sEWo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZ3WX9OXW4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlXz-0eHjDY
How shameful that Bill Clinton would cheat on his wife while he was President of the United States. Now as John McCain has taught us you should do that before you run for the highest office. I mean just look at the two wives (ok, one ex, one just about), one is a senator and one is still crippled. You see, it all works out in the end.
BTW, the Arctic Ice Sheet has gone from being 7.8 million square kilometers in 1980 to 4.2 million square kilometers in 2007. That's an over 46% reduction. Almost half. If you've just passingly been paying attention you understand that if it's all gone a large portion of Florida will be under water, as will much of the habitated world.
The only solution to all this is to bring forth the teachings of the book of revalation and give the world the fiery end it deserves so all the heathen of the world will suffer the wrath of god in hell.
We can start by drilling the shit out of Alaska, our mother superior's home state. Everybody chant with me:
Drill! Drill! Drill! Drill! Drill! Drill! Drill! Drill! Drill!
Duh Führer. Duh, duh, duh.