Alaskanese? Palinian? Greek? Old, lost version of Aramaic? Oh, Tongues!

Palin, asked by Katie Couric, on whether the $700 billion bailout of the U.S. financial sector is a good idea.


That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Helping the—it’s got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans and trade—we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as competitive, scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today—we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity.


Now if any of you speak Alaskanese, or maybe Palinian, please translate this and let me know what it says. Taking a guess at the meaning I'd say it means she should stay the hell out of Washington, and McCain should get his head out of his ass for thinking she was a good choice! Well, this crazy pentecostal should probably go back to Pastor Ed Kalnins of The Wasilla Assembly of God and work on their tongues thing. That's right, people from her church, that she grew up in, speak in tongues. Some of you may believe that's real. The rest of us sane people know it's just what it is: CRAZY.

Now where's my English-Alaskanese dictionary?...